i think my alphabites are haunted, it says ”oooooo” on my spoon.
I have just been informed that i am in fact eating cheerios
Alex I love you but this is literally almost word for word a joke from family guy
because since when has alex ever been funny
JUBILEE STOP, AUSTIN KNOWS
and now the world knows
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.
thats kinda hard to do on an island like britain, if you keep driving after the road ends you’re just gonna end up in the water with a ruined car